The Federal Republic of Orctavia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Suleiman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.735 billion Orctavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bragenburg. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Orctavian economy, worth 492 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,105 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

War is made in the name of love, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Orctavian beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orctavia's national animal is the Dragons, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melitharstvo.

Orctavia is ranked 306,719^th in the world and 1,352^nd in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -390.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.