The Soviet Onionist Republic of Onionist Randosia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by First People's Commissar Nomuudikka with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.201 billion Onionist Randosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randosigrad. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Randosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion luks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,052 luks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, Onionist Randosia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onionist Randosia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Diomedian Onionism.

Onionist Randosia is ranked 320,198^th in the world and 44^th in Aurora for Most Patriotic, with 0.79 flags saluted per person per day.