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Old Utopia

Population3.273 billion

LeaderBernado Ajello

AnimalCalico Cat

The Shambling mess of Old Utopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bernado Ajello with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.273 billion Old Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kantonus. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Old Utopian economy, worth 436 trillion Shibecoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,264 Shibecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables, the Old Utopian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, interest in globalism never flags, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime is totally unknown. Old Utopia's national animal is the Calico Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Utopia is ranked 5,288th in the world and 1st in Lezra for Most Cultured, scoring 148 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Nicest Citizens: 2,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,352ndBest Weather: 2,792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,873rdMost Inclusive: 3,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,372ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,376thMost Pacifist: 3,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,933rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,645thMost Cultured: 5,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,532ndMost Developed: 5,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,148thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,222ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,235thHealthiest Citizens: 8,371stSmartest Citizens: 8,474thMost Efficient Economies: 8,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,750thLargest Governments: 11,054thSafest: 12,098thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,553rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,430thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,276thMost Influential: 15,310thLowest Crime Rates: 15,861st
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the region

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