The District of Olavtoppen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.122 billion Olavtoppenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Olavtoppenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,275 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,623 per year while the poor average 2,217, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Olavtoppen has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Olavtoppen's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Olavtoppen is ranked 289,156^th in the world and 9^th in Kigali for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.78 law-abiding acts per hour.