The CRSS-0043X of OIS Crossguard is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 5.639 billion OIS Crossguardians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OIS-0043. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OIS Crossguardian economy, worth 644 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,338 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The big red machine has ground to a halt, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OIS Crossguard's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cruor.

OIS Crossguard is ranked 317,068^th in the world and 646^th in Ordo Imperialia for Most Pacifist, with 5.53 cheeks turned per day.