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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th
The Holy Red Easter Zombie of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In every darkness shines a light within.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Oilgarchy

Population26.367 billion

CapitalBrooklyn
Leaderits socialist government
Faithagnosticism

Currencyleaf
Animalpollution

The Holy Red Easter Zombie of Oilgarchy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by its socialist government with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.367 billion socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming socialist economy, worth a remarkable 4,808 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,375 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, reddish-brown is the new black, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft', and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oilgarchy's national animal is the pollution, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Oilgarchy is ranked 64,900th in the world and 19th in One big Island for Most Stationary, with 742.83798291672 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 137thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 428thLowest Crime Rates: 673rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,044thLargest Governments: 1,174thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,661stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,871stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,052ndBest Weather: 2,455thHealthiest Citizens: 2,611thTop
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Safest: 3,352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,412thHighest Economic Output: 3,546thMost Pacifist: 4,087thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,486thMost Authoritarian: 4,737thNudest: 6,047thSmartest Citizens: 6,189thLargest Populations: 6,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,021stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,465thMost Conservative: 12,291stHighest Average Incomes: 13,176thHighest Food Quality: 13,476thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,579thMost Secular: 17,022ndMost Income Equality: 17,267thMost Inclusive: 17,360thMost Patriotic: 17,856thMost Developed: 25,224thMost Extreme: 26,679th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the region

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