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Largest Populations: 488thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,593rdMost Stationary: 3,011th
The Democratic Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Mohala i ka wai ka maka o ka pua.
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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Ohwahoo

Population46.27 billion

Currencyshell
Animalmoa-nalo

The Democratic Republic of Ohwahoo is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 46.27 billion Ohwahooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ohwahooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,218 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, guns are banned, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohwahoo's national animal is the moa-nalo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ohwahoo is ranked 139,249th in the world and 3rd in Oahu for Smartest Citizens, with 31.21 quips per hour.

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Largest Populations: 488thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,593rdMost Stationary: 3,011thTop
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Most Influential: 5,765thMost Pacifist: 11,930thHighest Economic Output: 12,639thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,022ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,118thNicest Citizens: 28,503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,537th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ohwahoo lodged a message on the Oahu Regional Message Board.
  • : Ohwahoo removed regional password protection from Oahu.
  • : Ohwahoo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors and the Top 5% for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
  • : Ohwahoo password-protected Oahu.
  • : Ohwahoo lodged a message on the Oahu Regional Message Board.
  • : Ohwahoo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Ohwahoo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Ohwahoo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Influential, and Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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