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Largest Populations: 389thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,909thMost Stationary: 3,229th
The Democratic Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Mohala i ka wai ka maka o ka pua.
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

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Ohwahoo

Population44.45 billion

Currencyshell
Animalmoa-nalo

The Democratic Republic of Ohwahoo is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 44.45 billion Ohwahooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ohwahooan economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,218 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, guns are banned, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohwahoo's national animal is the moa-nalo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ohwahoo is ranked 3,229th in the world and 1st in Oahu for Most Stationary, with 3,740.66427264 days.

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Largest Populations: 389thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,909thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,229thMost Influential: 6,133rdHighest Economic Output: 11,582ndMost Pacifist: 12,297thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22,541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,177thNicest Citizens: 26,453rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,954th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
  • : Ohwahoo removed regional password protection from Oahu.
  • : Ohwahoo password-protected Oahu.
  • : Ohwahoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ohwahoo's influence in Oahu fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Ohwahoo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Ohwahoo lodged a message on the Oahu Regional Message Board.

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