Population | 3.55 billion |
Currency | 400 Dollars |
Animal | forty frogs |
The Republic of Oh thats 400 puppets is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.55 billion Oh thats 400 puppetsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Oh thats 400 puppetsian economy, worth 375 trillion 400 Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 105,878 400 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh thats 400 puppets's national animal is the forty frogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Oh thats 400 puppets is ranked 179,812th in the world and 511th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,304.49 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, Leader's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, Oh thats 400 puppetsian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Oh thats 400 puppets, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.