The United Socialist States of OfRepublic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by joseph stalin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.571 billion OfRepublicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The frighteningly efficient OfRepublician economy, worth 345 trillion советский рубльs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,511 советский рубльs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 599,920 per year while the poor average 18,737, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and economists claim no news is good news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OfRepublic's national animal is the Русский медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state enforced atheism.

OfRepublic is ranked 86,282^nd in the world and 85^th in Sophia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,914.74 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.