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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,550thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,590thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,640th
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Of Yeet Skeet Repeat

Population5.118 billion

CapitalCocaina

CurrencyUnmarked Bill
AnimalCrocodile

The Boris Boris Boris of Of Yeet Skeet Repeat is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.118 billion Yeet Skeet Repeatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cocaina. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeet Skeet Repeatian economy, worth 746 trillion Unmarked Bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,784 Unmarked Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Yeet Skeet Repeatian ambassadors, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Yeet Skeet Repeat's national animal is the Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Of Yeet Skeet Repeat is ranked 146,256th in the world and 2,769th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 177.86514311068 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,550thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,590thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,640thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,214thMost Developed: 17,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,529thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,616thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,712thHighest Average Incomes: 23,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,414thLargest Retail Industry: 26,617thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 28,929th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 264th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 629th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Yeet Skeet Repeatian ambassadors.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Of Yeet Skeet Repeat, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Of Yeet Skeet Repeat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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