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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 736thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,336th
The Second Soviet Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
слава родине, слава россии
Mr Dubček
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Of Marxist Russian Republics

Population4.026 billion

LeaderMr Dubček
FaithState atheism


The Second Soviet Union of Of Marxist Russian Republics is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Dubček with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, conspicuous electricity pylons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.026 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,434 рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Marxist Russian Republics's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State atheism.

Of Marxist Russian Republics is ranked 10,829th in the world and 2nd in Nova Asiana for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.27 Whatever.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 736thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,347thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,789thLowest Crime Rates: 1,851stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,928thMost Secular: 2,282ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,911thHighest Average Incomes: 2,995thLargest Black Market: 4,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,800thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,949thMost Developed: 4,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,175thMost Influential: 5,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,139thHealthiest Citizens: 8,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,803rdSmartest Citizens: 9,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,773rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,829thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,212thHighest Economic Output: 17,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,460th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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