Population | 453 million |
Capital | Crystalport |
Currency | Azal |
Animal | Osprey |
The Republic of Oestea is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 453 million Oesteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystalport. The average income tax rate is 54.0%.
The powerhouse Oestean economy, worth 34.7 trillion Azals a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,614 Azals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Most voters struggle to name the Leader of the Opposition, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, and the horniness of the great-horned Osprey is considered a national priority. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oestea's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Oestea is ranked 18,219th in the world and 423rd in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 2,988 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oestea was endorsed by The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia.
- : Oestea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Oestea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, the horniness of the great-horned Osprey is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, most voters struggle to name the Leader of the Opposition.
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in Oestea, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Varanius, Mediobogdum, CityCity, Fujai, Bhang Bhang Duc, Corbeil, Wickedly evil people, Overthinkers, Willow Gate, Isachile Tum, Algueneia, Elegarth, Eyluvmenia, Sorprendente, Xanderstan, Hamburg Neo, Arietska, All European nations, Rotvania, Twazta, Wakoshima, and Laudesia.