The Federal Republic of Oasis Aurelia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 370 million Oasis Aurelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The strong Oasis Aurelian economy, worth 24.4 trillion Gilded Palms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 65,896 Gilded Palms, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 419,511 per year while the poor average 4,271, a ratio of 98.2 to 1.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, and pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oasis Aurelia's national animal is the Aurelian Camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oasis Aurelia is ranked 251,310^th in the world and 396^th in Bozarkia for Most Patriotic, with 3.23 flags saluted per person per day.