The Republic of Oaiue is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dr Strange Love with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions and ritual sacrifices. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.131 billion Oaiueans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pingyongwon. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The Oaiuean economy, worth 558 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 50,143 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the Oaiuean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oaiue's national animal is the dolphin and its national religion is Liberal Swedenborgianism.

Oaiue is ranked 235,040^th in the world and 3^rd in Swedenborg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.34 law-abiding acts per hour.