The People's Republic of Oahu is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Dick Blandishment with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 28.698 billion Oahuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oahuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,064 trillion kalas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,325 kalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oahu's national animal is the tower crane, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Oahu is ranked 6,093^rd in the world and 2^nd in Oahu for Largest Populations, with 28.7 billion capita.