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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,968thMost Influential: 3,484th
The Vozhddom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Work for future or die in vain
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Nyeznakomka

Population1.876 billion

CapitalKiryuha
LeaderAneley Karadyordyevich Toshchev
FaithIs forbidden

Currencydinar
AnimalWolf

The Vozhddom of Nyeznakomka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aneley Karadyordyevich Toshchev with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.876 billion Nyeznakomkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiryuha. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nyeznakomkan economy, worth 204 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 109,092 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Nyeznakomkan city, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyeznakomka's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Is forbidden.

Nyeznakomka is ranked 220,136th in the world and 497th in Conch Kingdom for Most Devout, with 2.46 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,968thMost Influential: 3,484thMost Authoritarian: 3,645thMost Secular: 5,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,058thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,875thMost Income Equality: 7,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,577thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,741stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,099thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,155thLowest Crime Rates: 12,473rdMost Extreme: 12,659thMost Conservative: 14,013thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,628thBest Weather: 18,193rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,398th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Conservative: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Nyeznakomka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Nyeznakomka published "Space Program" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, there's a hole in the heart of every Nyeznakomkan city.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Wolf'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Nyeznakomkan Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyeznakomka, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.

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