The District of Nyenland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.592 billion Nyenlanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Nyenlandian economy, worth 777 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 35,995 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,723 per year while the poor average 1,934, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Quick pink foxs are considered a delicacy, Nyenland has designated District City as its capital city, Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Nyenland in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nyenland's national animal is the quick pink fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nyenland is ranked 288,825^th in the world and 6^th in Noumea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.34 law-abiding acts per hour.