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Best Weather: 3,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,092nd
The Eco-Marxist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
To be radical is to grasp things by the root
Comrade Piyou
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Nyarlathothep

Population7.927 billion

CapitalAzathothgrad
LeaderComrade Piyou

Currencyeurodollar
Animalraven

The Eco-Marxist Republic of Nyarlathothep is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Piyou with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.927 billion Nyarlathothepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azathothgrad. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyarlathothepian economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 157,814 eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyarlathothep's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nyarlathothep is ranked 203,551st in the world and 790th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.57117350332 days.

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Best Weather: 3,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,081stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,092ndMost Pacifist: 3,222ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,320thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,587thMost Secular: 3,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,762ndMost Inclusive: 4,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,426thHealthiest Citizens: 4,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,612thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,671stHighest Food Quality: 4,707thNicest Citizens: 5,352ndSmartest Citizens: 5,500thLowest Crime Rates: 5,723rdLargest Governments: 6,053rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,897thMost Cultured: 7,918thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,218thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,335thSafest: 9,493rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,168thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,345thMost Developed: 17,818thMost Income Equality: 18,101stHighest Average Incomes: 19,492ndHighest Economic Output: 22,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,226th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionMost Pacifist: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 90th in the regionMost Income Equality: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 100th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionMost Cultured: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 148th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, Comrade Piyou reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the people's love for Comrade Piyou is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.

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