Population | 7.927 billion |
Capital | Azathothgrad |
Leader | Comrade Piyou |
Currency | eurodollar |
Animal | raven |
The Eco-Marxist Republic of Nyarlathothep is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Piyou with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.927 billion Nyarlathothepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azathothgrad. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Nyarlathothepian economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 157,814 eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyarlathothep's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Nyarlathothep is ranked 203,551st in the world and 790th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 43.57117350332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, Comrade Piyou reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the people's love for Comrade Piyou is little more than self-preservation.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Nyarlathothep, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.