The Emirate of Nyandayo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by AriNya with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.454 billion Nyandayoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nyandayoan economy, worth 175 trillion Headpats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,149 Headpats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Job opportunities abound in the Hole Recycling industry, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyandayo's national animal is the Nyan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nyandayo is ranked 248,974^th in the world and 49^th in Catgirls World for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 451.16 on the Societal Mobility Rating.