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Most Influential: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,990th
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Nuremburgia

Population9.093 billion

CapitalDumpsville
LeaderSomeone

CurrencyTurd
AnimalEagle

The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.093 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsville. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Turds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,782 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, Someone's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Nuremburgians's kindness, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 21,964th in the world and 126th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,531.0747840004 days.

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Most Influential: 1,075thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,990thBest Weather: 4,079thLowest Crime Rates: 5,071stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,090thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,607thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,456thHealthiest Citizens: 7,957thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,089thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,104thLargest Governments: 9,174thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,281stMost Developed: 10,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,615thMost Secular: 13,804thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,071stSmartest Citizens: 21,543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,602ndMost Stationary: 21,964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,319thHighest Economic Output: 24,684thMost Efficient Economies: 26,001stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,522nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Patriotic: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Nuremburgians's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, Someone's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Nuremburgia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Nuremburgia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, visiting the best Nuremburgian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.

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