Population | 37.441 billion |
Capital | Shytehaus-on-Sea |
Leader | The Spanner |
Faith | peischism |
Currency | pie |
Animal | weasel |
The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Spanner with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.441 billion Nukls-Andwiczians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shytehaus-on-Sea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nukls-Andwiczian economy, worth an astonishing 22,277 trillion pies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 595,011 pies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,522,680 per year while the poor average 46,377, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.
Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Nukls-Andwicz's national animal is the weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is peischism.
Nukls-Andwicz is ranked 35,030th in the world and 58th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 36.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nukls-Andwicz lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 90 million zombies.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Meme template enthusiast of Outer Sparta, curing 4 million infected.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 76 million zombies.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 139 million zombies.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 74 million zombies.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Eredivisie Farmers of AFC Ajax, curing 23 million infected.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Corrupt Emirati Oil Company of City Football Group, killing 116 million zombies.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Eredivisie Farmers of AFC Ajax, curing 36 million infected.
- : Nukls-Andwicz was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Eredivisie Farmers of AFC Ajax, killing 34 million zombies.