The Comunidad Popular of Nueva Zulia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The CIA with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.971 billion Nueva Zulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enaciud. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nueva Zulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,327 trillion Pan-dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 233,385 Pan-dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, home renovation projects take decades to complete, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and they say that Nueva Zulians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Zulia's national animal is the troupial, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Revolution.

Nueva Zulia is ranked 1,444^th in the world and 42^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Pacifist, with 198.08 cheeks turned per day.