The Respvblica of Nueva Olivos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Præses dæ Respvblica dæ Noeva Olevas with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.413 billion noelevæso hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noelevasea. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient noelevase economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion avdeos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,361 avdeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and recognizing the noelevase flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Olivos's national animal is the bvlpvm rosære, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nueva Olivos is ranked 154,474^th in the world and 3^rd in Union Hispanica for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,764.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.