Population | 6.001 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.001 billion NSC Puppet 94ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 94ian economy, worth 870 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,068 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 94's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSC Puppet 94 is ranked 103,151st in the world and 1,770th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97788088732 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NSC Puppet 94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, people talk about things being better when men were men.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, the NSC Puppet 94 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : NSC Puppet 94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.