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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,803rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,617th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I have too many puppets
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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NSC Puppet 94

Population6.001 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.001 billion NSC Puppet 94ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 94ian economy, worth 870 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,068 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 94's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 94 is ranked 103,151st in the world and 1,770th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97788088732 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,803rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,617thMost Devout: 5,518thLargest Mining Sector: 5,635thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,209thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,084thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,143rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,945thLargest Black Market: 11,401stMost Efficient Economies: 11,854thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,600thLargest Retail Industry: 12,662ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,014thNudest: 13,046thLargest Governments: 13,917thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,194thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,995thHighest Average Incomes: 24,162ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,580thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,863rdMost Cultured: 26,761st
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionMost Politically Free: 168th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 248th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NSC Puppet 94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, the NSC Puppet 94 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 94, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : NSC Puppet 94 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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