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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,919thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,233rd
The Incorporated States of
Moralistic Democracy
I have too many puppets
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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NSC Puppet 113

Population5.955 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 113 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.955 billion NSC Puppet 113ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 87.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 113ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,120 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, the country is littered with broken homes, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 113's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 113 is ranked 103,130th in the world and 1,750th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.9780683872 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,790thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,919thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,233rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,337thLargest Mining Sector: 5,004thMost Efficient Economies: 5,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,328thFattest Citizens: 6,668thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,707thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,505thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,229thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,434thLargest Black Market: 9,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,879thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,473rdNudest: 11,262ndLargest Governments: 11,547thMost Devout: 12,168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,296thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,025thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,088thMost Cultured: 17,962ndMost Developed: 21,663rdHighest Economic Output: 28,173rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,559th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Avoided: 149th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 150th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 190th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.

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