Population | 5.955 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 113 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.955 billion NSC Puppet 113ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 87.4%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 113ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,120 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, the country is littered with broken homes, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 113's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 113 is ranked 103,130th in the world and 1,750th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.9780683872 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 113, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.