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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341stLargest Insurance Industry: 442nd
The Centralized Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Profit before morals
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Novoroyssia

Population13.085 billion

CapitalNew Moscow
LeaderSupreme Commander Boris Putin
FaithVoidist atheism

CurrencyNovoroyssian Hryvnia
AnimalPolar Bear

The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Boris Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.085 billion Novoroyssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Novoroyssian economy, worth a remarkable 5,146 trillion Novoroyssian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,337 Novoroyssian Hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,155,825 per year while the poor average 105,455, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Novoroyssia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Novoroyssian military of war crimes, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novoroyssia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Voidist atheism.

Novoroyssia is ranked 107,216th in the world and 48th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Stationary, with 385.03549663268 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341stLargest Insurance Industry: 442ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 456thLargest Black Market: 582ndMost Secular: 675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 905thLargest Mining Sector: 945thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 973rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,296thMost Conservative: 1,356thMost Avoided: 1,485thFattest Citizens: 1,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,970thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,505thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,849thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,171stLowest Crime Rates: 4,042ndLargest Governments: 4,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,861stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,560thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,584thMost Patriotic: 7,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,499thMost Authoritarian: 8,649thLargest Retail Industry: 9,726thMost Efficient Economies: 10,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,159thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,649thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 19,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,886thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,479th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Novoroyssian military of war crimes.
  • : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Novoroyssia.
  • : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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