The Commonwealth of Novaspesia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 2.752 billion Novaspesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dompania. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Novaspesian economy, worth 125 trillion chiefs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,454 chiefs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, Leader has just been declared ruler of Novaspesia in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novaspesia's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Novaspesia is ranked 91,394^th in the world and 575^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 17.75 flags saluted per person per day.