The Republic of Nova Christianum is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President John Davis with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.924 billion Nova Christiani are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of His Holiness Christ Jesus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Christiania economy, worth a remarkable 3,669 trillion Novum dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,730 Novum dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,818,653 per year while the poor average 24,087, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, government policy is dictated by the Church of Nova Christianum, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Nova Christianum's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Nova Christianum.

Nova Christianum is ranked 7,957^th in the world and 3^rd in Osakaland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.63 law-abiding acts per hour.