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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,521stMost Primitive: 12,252ndLargest Gambling Industry: 12,484th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Unite, Travail, Progrés
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Nouvelle Wallonie

Population5.013 billion

CapitalNueva Namur

CurrencyNew Wallonian Franc

The Federal Republic of Nouvelle Wallonie is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.013 billion Nouvelle Wallonieans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Namur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Nouvelle Walloniean economy, worth 320 trillion New Wallonian Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 64,013 New Wallonian Francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nouvelle Wallonie's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nouvelle Wallonie is ranked 154,187th in the world and 9th in nacionesunidasespanolas for Most Extreme, scoring 13.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,521stMost Primitive: 12,252ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,484thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,568thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,970th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

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