Population | 15.897 billion |
Capital | Novel |
Leader | Nina Rubik |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Zollar |
Animal | orca |
The Liberal Democracy of Nouveaurich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nina Rubik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.897 billion Nouveauriche live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Nouveauriche economy, worth a remarkable 9,022 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 567,542 Zollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,093,856 per year while the poor average 108,551, a ratio of 19.3 to 1.
Most ambassadors from Nouveaurich retire only a few years after being appointed, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts. Crime is totally unknown. Nouveaurich's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Nouveaurich is ranked 13,753rd in the world and 5th in Mariner Trench for Most Stationary, with 1,875.41177195792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, most ambassadors from Nouveaurich retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Nouveaurich, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.