The Nazi Resistance Underground of Norway Scandinavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lars Åbø with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.249 billion Norse Scans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Norwegian Scandinavian economy, worth 678 trillion paperclips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 51,240 paperclips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, and taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norway Scandinavia's national animal is the wild reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran.

Norway Scandinavia is ranked 24,234^th in the world and 1^st in Scandinavium for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.29 Whatever.