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Most Devout: 8,941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,032nd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
North Portugal imperialista, colonizador e fascista
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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NorthPortugalinho

Population5.931 billion

CapitalProletariado
LeaderZ Lus Comunista
FaithComunismo

CurrencyRublo do proletariado
AnimalNorth Portugal

The Republic of NorthPortugalinho is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Z Lus Comunista with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.931 billion NorthPortugalinhezeses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proletariado. The average income tax rate is 15.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The NorthPortugalinhoan economy, worth 243 trillion Rublo do proletariadoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,015 Rublo do proletariadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. NorthPortugalinho's national animal is the North Portugal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Comunismo.

NorthPortugalinho is ranked 120,505th in the world and 4,564th in Balder for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,315.98 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,032nd
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Most Devout: 416th in the region

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