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Most Influential: 105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200thNicest Citizens: 1,916th
The Lusophone Commonwealth of
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Esta é Ditosa Pátria Minha Amada!
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NorthPortugal

Population13.696 billion

CapitalVila de Campelos
LeaderQueen Maria IV
FaithUnofficial

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalDragon

The Lusophone Commonwealth of NorthPortugal is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Maria IV with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.696 billion Lusophones live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila de Campelos. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lusophone economy, worth a remarkable 2,449 trillion Escudoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,848 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, NorthPortugal has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, sex changes are routinely performed at NorthPortugal's hospitals, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. NorthPortugal's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unofficial.

NorthPortugal is ranked 280,944th in the world and 1,452nd in Europe for Safest, scoring 16.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Influential: 105thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200thNicest Citizens: 1,916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,019thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,261stMost Efficient Economies: 2,458thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,577thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,399thMost Pacifist: 3,575thMost Cultured: 3,979thMost Inclusive: 4,343rdHighest Food Quality: 4,423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,155thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,636thLargest Governments: 5,755thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,781stMost Developed: 6,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,177thSmartest Citizens: 6,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,738thBest Weather: 9,402ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,253rdHighest Economic Output: 10,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,138thMost Secular: 12,429thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,939thRudest Citizens: 13,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,599thTop
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Nudest: 18,149thLargest Retail Industry: 19,752ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,170thLowest Crime Rates: 24,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,685thHighest Drug Use: 27,675th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionNicest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionNudest: 53rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 94th in the regionMost Politically Free: 97th in the regionMost Pacifist: 98th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 99th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Extreme: 121st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 140th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionRudest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 154th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 155th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 309 » The New Nordic Union, Bastile, Regnum Italiae, Rary, Iceagea, Nardin, Meropis, The Oriental Empire, Dizgovzy, New Eestiball, UGBK, Yahlia, Trixeland, Raghallaigh, Invernessia, Northern German Federation, Iquerian, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, An Clar, Liberepublia, Slavatania, Walfo, The Champions League, St Scarlett, Bareu, Agausia, Irminsulia, Calicov, Imperium Anglorum, Salwonia, Ortigia, Ottterland, Foudina, North of Americas, Elisabethshagen, Wombelland, Dark Matter, Empire of Draconia, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Skalliad, Karnea, Astaraion, Istastioner, Nuweland, Jim the Baptist, KKoRea, The AbelLandia, Zaznia, and 259 others.Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Rome Ruzalls, Armbruster, Someseni, Balcem, Thracia and Crimea, Cambany, Alsted, Kronverg, Woodlands, Convilla, Estellan, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Chronus, CSB SA Union, Apocalypse Borg, Basque Dominion, Lagene, Communist-Denmark, Granevia, Parsininsa, Western Balkania, The Sigometh Dynasty, Wamia, Nocciola, Agartia, Coque Borie Lethawik, New Vardarland, Outer Sparta, Mallor, Zaarie, Vurk, DeNorSweLand, Newex Nov Can, Greater Bahland, Younglandia, Soveriegn, Great Whiteland, Ferranghia, Mollow, New Kowloon Bay, Eistalia, National Federation, Iskalland, Tax Haven Islands, Nordheim Empire, Stumphosse Res, Opiachus WA Mission, Paidousistan, Ukrainida, Mally Piznoopia, Quincy, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Union of Rossiya, Danjuka, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, The Democratic Union of Botswana, The Asten Islands, The Western European Commonwealth, Crypta, Livaotheion, Potatopelago, Matamorosia, Laver Island, Nationdows, Grego, Stelalia, Falsificado Alicante, Krusha, Pacifian, New Molsaar, Nikolenya, Harryt, Leblancroux, The United Liberiatas, Aurivara, Dutch Linde, NPO2, Skorpiie, Brassland, Anderland, Mahdrid, Isterux, Scotland and the Isle of Man, The New Sardinia, Ellkeland, Pais das Caricatas, Garvinizia, New Khia Helis, Delphoria, Kitann, Rescaldinia, Ruin Imperium, Spasciria, Flaxland, Weener, Saracama, Spruce, Curtoba, Darranda, Aiolionia, Sloventa, Statte, The Aquaria, Alacritus, Mavorgon, Jaftonia, The TriCity, Verlian, La Meuf, BiG Uganda, Providence-Saint George, She Bazoabaoba, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Scandivielium, Slavsko, Norfania, Carbon Capture, Soclania, Gildori, Hitham, Aroale, Canturk, Salvora Montalvo, Bialopolska, Westeri, Xzavaria, Corynth, X Country, Nova Escocia britanica, Alsidia, Vandila, Fenian Provinces, Epistimi Evimeria, Carconia, The Huge Golden Empire, Las Naciones de Habla Hispana, Amestny, BEEG YOSHI, Togsland, Karsolovi, Golshingo, Bardonia Islands, Foredeland, Senagire, Detek Lunesta Qok, Galychia, Vulonia, Delphico, Koseowonn, Roberdian, Prussia and Germany, Ang Worspar, Kardjali, Konzhov, Luminica, The Konderland, Sodarnia, Saint Von Artemis, Eastoria, Greater Tiberia, Ahuusa, Leiningerland, Orctavia, Namsan, Pearl Gateway, Troyes islands, Ziiner, Mithrain, Germaniej, Kallvetzia, Fersania, Salarnsia, Sax, Umeria, Dakea, Lieges, Katuris, Mynox, Krinenia, Sarcie, Wiener-Neustadt, Maritzal, Sovetskaya Respublika, Siberian Black Leauge, Westcoast, Psikuta, Lunder, Superior Saxonia, Falvaard, The New Palaces, Nordharz, Weltbeherrschung, The Full Moon, Brakanistan, Ostermarch, Scytharum, United Communes of Chile, Turkenia, Flaey, Leviggo, Tayaakistan, Dauershire, New Vorarlberg, Red Bull Ring, Flejan, Nova Espana, Quaxoglia, Nea Europa, Younizia, New Nator, Scivonia, Puerto Thelosia, Jahass, Binchiling Guy, Agatep, Super Happy Land, Pantoslavia, Amicities, Kanokla, Lummerland1, Litalia Vala, The Seven Provinces, Kebabian States, Ouidland, North Alpinia, Slavonia and Srijem, Etruscini, Berberika, Pinenses, Kluz, Thallasion, Russian Brotherhood, Vientina, NDR, Clialaad, Alpine Lands, Schiltia, Coredona, The OG Your Moms Mom, Atimia, Leszno, Konewa, Caliarizomex, United Catman, Shevas, The Holy Baptist Church, Sirius 2b, MagyaRomania, Nythopia, Levoni, Zaphorhiziya, Entians, The Atlantian Republic, HELLLLL, Brizsland, Durlia, and Argenmenia.

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