Population | 19.86 billion |
Capital | North |
Leader | Northerner |
Faith | Northern Runes |
Currency | Northerner |
Animal | Northman |
The Principality of Northie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Northerner with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.86 billion Northies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Northiean economy, worth a remarkable 5,420 trillion Northerners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,923 Northerners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The military struggles with recruitment, Northie's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northie's national animal is the Northman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Northern Runes.
Northie is ranked 345,657th in the world and 6,015th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -22.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Northie, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
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Northie, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
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Northie was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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Northie, Northie's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
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Northie, the military struggles with recruitment.
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Northie, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
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Northie, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
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Northie, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
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Northie, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
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Northie, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.