The Good nation mAAd states of Northern Woods is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by William Cox with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.502 billion Woodsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lasburg. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Woodsian economy, worth 242 trillion Deliks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,072 Deliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, foreign leaders are advising that William Cox's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Woods's national animal is the Woodsian Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Power of Friendship.

Northern Woods is ranked 268,026^th in the world and 87^th in MJT for Most Conservative, scoring 33.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.