by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,299thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,541stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,965th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corporate Bordello
Fat piggy gotta’ be fatty fat fat
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Northern Pigtopia

Population143 million

CurrencyPigcoin
AnimalPig

The Constitutional Monarchy of Northern Pigtopia is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 143 million Fat Pigs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.2%.

The powerhouse Northern Pigtopian economy, worth 11.5 trillion Pigcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,465 Pigcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, it's illegal to be caught on tape, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Pigtopia's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Northern Pigtopia is ranked 198,482nd in the world and 186th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 449.12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,299thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,541stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,965thLargest Retail Industry: 20,309thSafest: 33,432nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Northern Pigtopia was endorsed by The Kongúrrikki of Droiden.
  • : Northern Pigtopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Recognition of the General Assembly"".
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, it's illegal to be caught on tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Northern Pigtopia, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.

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