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Most Primitive: 62ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 141stMost Devout: 561st
The Small Indomitable Tribe of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If it comes ashore, kill it, and bury it in the sand.
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Rare
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Powerhouse
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Outlawed

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North Sentinel Island

Population12.619 billion

CapitalA Scattering of Grass Huts
LeaderChief Spehar Ch'kher
FaithAnimism

CurrencySpear
AnimalMissionary

The Small Indomitable Tribe of North Sentinel Island is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Spehar Ch'kher with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, lack of airports, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.619 billion Sentinelese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Scattering of Grass Huts. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.2%.

The powerhouse Sentinelese economy, worth 577 trillion Spears a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 45,741 Spears, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

People are turning themselves into worm food, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, Harry Potter books are banned, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. North Sentinel Island's national animal is the Missionary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Animism.

North Sentinel Island is ranked 315,077th in the world and 72nd in India for Most Secular, with 0.81 Atheism Rate.

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Most Primitive: 62ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 141stMost Devout: 561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 753rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,262ndBest Weather: 1,304thFattest Citizens: 1,623rdMost Avoided: 1,851stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,593rdTop
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Nudest: 3,281stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,252ndLargest Black Market: 8,450thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,134thMost Stationary: 12,220thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,547thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 23,319thMost Patriotic: 26,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,169thMost Influential: 30,108th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, people are turning themselves into worm food.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Sentinelese Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in North Sentinel Island, in a baffling press conference Chief Spehar Ch'kher proudly dismantled a broken door.

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