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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,833rdMost Primitive: 13,512thMost Secular: 22,206th
The Walmart Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
You heard it here folks, I like the San Jose Sharks.
Gregory Ondoles
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Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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North Ondoles

Population5.707 billion

CapitalNorth Folsomko City
LeaderGregory Ondoles
FaithOndolism

CurrencyOndolesian Dollar
AnimalOndolesian Bird

The Walmart Republic of North Ondoles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gregory Ondoles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.707 billion Ondolesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Folsomko City. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ondolesian economy, worth 371 trillion Ondolesian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,010 Ondolesian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Ondoles's national animal is the Ondolesian Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ondolism.

North Ondoles is ranked 234,811th in the world and 3rd in The Ondoles Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 23.19 quips per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,833rdMost Primitive: 13,512thTop
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