Population | 5.707 billion |
Capital | North Folsomko City |
Leader | Gregory Ondoles |
Faith | Ondolism |
Currency | Ondolesian Dollar |
Animal | Ondolesian Bird |
The Walmart Republic of North Ondoles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gregory Ondoles with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.707 billion Ondolesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Folsomko City. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Ondolesian economy, worth 371 trillion Ondolesian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,010 Ondolesian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and solid steel breastplates are in fashion amongst city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Ondoles's national animal is the Ondolesian Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ondolism.
North Ondoles is ranked 234,811th in the world and 3rd in The Ondoles Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 23.19 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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North Ondoles's influence in The Ondoles Empire fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
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North Ondoles's influence in The Ondoles Empire rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
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North Ondoles lodged a message on the The Ondoles Empire Regional Message Board.
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The 3rd Ondolion Empire of The West Ondoles dismissed
North Ondoles as Vice Ondoles of The Ondoles Empire.
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North Ondoles lodged a message on the The Ondoles Empire Regional Message Board.
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North Ondoles altered the regional flag of The Ondoles Empire.
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North Ondoles altered its national flag.
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North Ondoles created a new poll in The Ondoles Empire: "pick one".
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North Ondoles created a new poll in The Ondoles Empire: "What is Better? Affordable Vehicle Edition".
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North Ondoles lodged a message on the The Ondoles Empire Regional Message Board.