The Velvet Remedy Junta of North German Confederation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Velvet Remedy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.072 billion Germans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danzig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,600 Deutsche Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', glamping Germans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North German Confederation's national animal is the Eevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

North German Confederation is ranked 14,579^th in the world and 2^nd in Kattar for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.