The Republic of North Caucasian Union is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.18 billion North Caucasian Unionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The North Caucasian Unionian economy, worth 152 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,981 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. North Caucasian Union's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Caucasian Union is ranked 263,910^th in the world and 226^th in The new Atlantic federation frontier for Most Patriotic, with 4.24 flags saluted per person per day.