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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 10th
The Spiritual Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pray and feel the love!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NormanJackson

Population21.834 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencyprayer
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.834 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 4,091 trillion prayers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 187,387 prayers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity, a significant number of parish priests are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse, public urination is on the increase, and anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 246,869th in the world and 815th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.08 weapons per person.

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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 10thBest Weather: 77thMost Corrupt Governments: 93rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317thLargest Black Market: 407thMost Beautiful Environments: 454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 552ndLowest Crime Rates: 616thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 632ndFattest Citizens: 1,075thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,015thHighest Economic Output: 3,167thMost Conservative: 3,340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,176thMost Stationary: 4,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,121stLargest Governments: 6,148thLargest Populations: 6,645thHighest Average Incomes: 8,161stMost Influential: 10,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,930thTop
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Most Extreme: 17,933rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,408th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, a significant number of parish priests are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse.
  • : NormanJackson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : NormanJackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, jumping in puddles after rainstorms has become an indoor activity.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.

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