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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 8th
The Spiritual Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Pray and feel the love!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NormanJackson

Population28.91 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencyreza
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.91 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 5,927 trillion rezas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an amazing 205,048 rezas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 340,785th in the world and 1,363rd in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -89.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 8thBest Weather: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 48thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188thMost Conservative: 419thLargest Black Market: 456thLowest Crime Rates: 491stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 732ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,179thHighest Economic Output: 2,677thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,475thMost Stationary: 3,624thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,065thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,495thLargest Governments: 5,848thLargest Populations: 5,893rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,361stMost Influential: 13,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,222ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,029thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,509thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,757thMost Extreme: 25,435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31,770th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionMost Patriotic: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NormanJackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : NormanJackson created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes.
  • : NormanJackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : NormanJackson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.

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