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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,002ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,445th
The Kongelige Kongeriget of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Nordiskemark

Population27.341 billion

CapitalKøbenhavn
LeaderErland Falkenskjold

CurrencyOccitansk Euro
AnimalRaven

The Kongelige Kongeriget of Nordiskemark is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erland Falkenskjold with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.341 billion nordboernes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of København. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nordiskemarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,447 trillion Occitansk Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,074 Occitansk Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nordiskemark's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nordiskemark is ranked 11,091st in the world and 2nd in Occitania for Most Stationary, with 2,201.86503524992 days.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,002ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,445thLargest Populations: 5,914thHighest Economic Output: 5,941stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,260thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,720thMost Influential: 9,864thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,116thMost Stationary: 11,091stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,422ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,842ndMost Cultured: 17,274thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,426thNicest Citizens: 17,516thHighest Food Quality: 19,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,102ndMost Developed: 21,148thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,797thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,543rdMost Inclusive: 26,031stMost Politically Free: 27,848thHighest Crime Rates: 29,619th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Nordiskemark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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