The Kingdom of Nordeanavic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Alice Forst with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.886 billion Nordeanavicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navik. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nordeanavician economy, worth 476 trillion Endoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,478 Endoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, nose plugs are the latest Nordeanavician fashion accessory, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Nordeanavician weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordeanavic's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nordeanavic is ranked 74,393^rd in the world and 1^st in House Archelius for Most Pacifist, with 89.79 cheeks turned per day.