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Most Valuable International Artwork: 218thMost Influential: 383rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,811th
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Population6.542 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The    of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.542 billion Noons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 613 trillion Angorejes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,781 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 188,532nd in the world and 72nd in Bluecrown Keep for Nudest, with 61.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 218thMost Influential: 383rdTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,811thMost Pacifist: 3,199thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,251stNicest Citizens: 4,924thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,995thBest Weather: 6,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,727thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,755thSafest: 7,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,861stMost Inclusive: 8,245thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,774thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,583rdMost Developed: 10,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,262ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,321stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,451stHealthiest Citizens: 10,593rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,717thSmartest Citizens: 15,375thLargest Governments: 15,579thMost Secular: 15,779thMost Efficient Economies: 16,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,703rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,220th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

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