The    of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.542 billion Noons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 613 trillion Angorejes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,781 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 188,532^nd in the world and 72^nd in Bluecrown Keep for Nudest, with 61.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.