The  Wersons  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.591 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 913 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,386 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 21,801^st in the world and 9^th in Callista for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,175.46 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.