The Colony of Noneuropean Union Lore is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning bald redditor population. The hard-working population of 248 million Noneuropean Union Loreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The Noneuropean Union Lorean economy, worth 9.23 trillion tales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,225 tales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noneuropean Union Lore's national animal is the bald redditor.

Noneuropean Union Lore is ranked 135,367^th in the world and 30^th in Noneuropean Union for Most Armed, with 0.32 weapons per person.