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Most Secular: 10,543rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,620thLargest Retail Industry: 12,308th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Juste à droite
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Noireville

Population14.316 billion

CapitalNoireville
LeaderVictor Banks
FaithAtheism

Currencypound
Animalfish

The Federation of Noireville is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Victor Banks with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.316 billion Noirevilles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noireville. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The powerhouse Noirevillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,421 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the government has enacted freedom of information, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noireville's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Noireville is ranked 12,764th in the world and 8th in Union Mundial for Most Stationary, with 1,974.03004217552 days.

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Most Secular: 10,543rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,620thLargest Retail Industry: 12,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,464thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,466thMost Stationary: 12,764thMost Influential: 14,354thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,499thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 25,755thHighest Economic Output: 26,791stLargest Populations: 28,290thNicest Citizens: 28,701st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the region

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