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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,785thMost Primitive: 2,702ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,926th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To Reinforce Compliance Makes Loyalty
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Nogato

Population2.608 billion

CapitalHoga
LeaderGod-Emperor
FaithWorship of the God-Emperor

CurrencyGresh
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Nogato is a massive, safe nation, ruled by God-Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.608 billion Nogatoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoga. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Nogatoan economy, worth 180 trillion Greshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,390 Greshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, military spending recently hit a new high, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Nogato's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of the God-Emperor.

Nogato is ranked 274,132nd in the world and 412th in United Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 9.29049405408 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,785thMost Primitive: 2,702ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,926thMost Avoided: 6,167thFattest Citizens: 8,460thMost Devout: 10,486thMost Authoritarian: 10,612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,675thLargest Mining Sector: 14,776thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,124thMost Patriotic: 22,839thMost Conservative: 23,520th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nogato lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Nogato lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
  • : Nogato was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogato, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogato, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogato, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogato, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nogato, politicians literally speak literally.
  • : Nogato's influence in United Kingdom rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Nogato lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.

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