The Dark Sea Green Node of Node Dark Sea Green is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.043 billion Node Dark Sea Greenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.1%.
The all-consuming Node Dark Sea Greenian economy, worth 118 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,393 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the first sword of Node Dark Sea Green does not run. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dark Sea Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Node Dark Sea Green is ranked 290,988th in the world and 127th in The Node for Nicest Citizens, with 1.39 average smiles per day.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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Node Dark Sea Green, the first sword of Node Dark Sea Green does not run.
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Node Dark Sea Green, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
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Node Dark Sea Green, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
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Node Dark Sea Green, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
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Node Dark Sea Green, foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
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Node Dark Sea Green, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
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Node Dark Sea Green, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
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Node Dark Sea Green, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
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Node Dark Sea Green was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
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Node Dark Sea Green, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Node Dark Sea Greenian democracy.