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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,462ndNicest Citizens: 17,082ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,362nd
The Dark Cyan Node of
Father Knows Best State
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Node Dark Cyan

Population896 million

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Dark Cyan Node of Node Dark Cyan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 896 million Node Dark Cyanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Dark Cyanian economy, worth 84.7 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,484 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dark Cyan's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Dark Cyan is ranked 132,423rd in the world and 72nd in The Node for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,803.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,462ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 17,082ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,362ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,226thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,876thLowest Crime Rates: 25,974thHealthiest Citizens: 26,235thMost Developed: 26,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,866thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,435thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,577thHighest Food Quality: 29,945thMost Advanced Public Transport: 30,612thMost Inclusive: 31,616thMost Devout: 32,661st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Average: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Dark Cyan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Node Dark Cyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.
  • : Node Dark Cyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Dark Cyan, young adults still believe that Circuits deliver newborns to expecting parents.

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