The Kingdom of Noaste Mixica is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 233 million Noaste Mixicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The strong Noaste Mixican economy, worth 12.7 trillion kirancs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,576 kirancs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, Noaste Mixica City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Noaste Mixica's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Noaste Mixica is ranked 218,169^th in the world and 130^th in Declansburg for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.61 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.